There are so many smart things many celebrities said, but when it comes to relationships and dating and “those things” it looks like no one can say anything what will sound smart, it most of the times crazy, random stuff. Hope you’ll find these I chose interesting and funny as I did.

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams

“There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?”
Dustin Hoffman

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”
Jack Nicholson

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
George Burns

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.”
Lynn Lavner

“You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.”
Steve Martin

“My girlfriend always laughs during sex –no matter what she’s reading.”
Steve Jobs

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
Tom Clancy

“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
Woody Allen

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
Rodney Dangerfield