1. Tom Cruise

We could seriously write a book about Tom Cruise’s embarrassing moments, but since we’re confined to a paragraph, let’s get right to it. The actor makes a fool of himself every time he dresses up like that Les Grossman character (seen here putting his back into it). Of course there was that painfully awkward couch-jumping moment on “The Oprah Winfrey Show” and how could we forget the time he laughed so hard he farted while being interviewed by David Letterman? Cruise truly outdid himself though during an appearance on BET, when he decided to pull out the “air motorcycle” dance moves.

2. Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera chose one of the most public places of all for her big embarrassing moment — the Super Bowl. While singing the national anthem in February, the troubled songstress botched the lyrics during the live performance, viewed by more than 111 million people worldwide. Adding insult to injury, she fell off the stage at the Grammy’s later that month! Clearly not done with her embarrassment streak, Aguilera was then arrested in March for public drunkenness.

3. David Hasselhoff

Admit it, we’ve all starred in our own drunken burger episode at some point, but in the case of actor David Hasselhoff, his was caught on video by his own daughter, who uploaded it online. Not only was the “Knight Rider” actor topless and slurring his words while attempting to get his mouth around the messy meat, but he was eating off the floor to boot. It was definitely not the star’s proudest moment, especially with that stubborn piece of lettuce clinging to his cheek.

4. Jessica Simpson

While most stars avoid embarrassing situations like the plague, Jessica Simpson has made them her shtick, milking her airhead image all the way to the bank (whether it’s a conscious effort or not!) The legendary “Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish?” comment about Chicken of the Sea tuna on MTV’s “The Newlyweds” paved the way for many dumb quotes over the years but lucky for Simpson, rather than turn fans off, they seem to make her that much more loveable.

5. Britney Spears

There’s a reason why “Oops she did it again!” is the most over-used headline in entertainment news. Whether Britney Spears is driving around with a baby on her lap, shaving off all her hair, picking up pregnancy tests with her paparazzo boyfriend or flying into a rage while chasing photographers with an umbrella, there aren’t many embarrassing situations in the pop star’s life that haven’t been chronicled. And that’s before we even get to the time she was wheeled into an ambulance to the psych ward while cameras snapped every last awkward moment.

6. Ashlee Simpson

Embarrassing moments are one thing, but sometimes it’s the way people handle them which can be even more awkward. This brings us to Ashlee Simpson and her infamous lip-syncing ordeal on “Saturday Night Live” in 2004, where the songstress admitted “I made a complete fool of myself.” When the wrong song track played and exposed the fact Simpson wasn’t actually singing. Instead of facing the music, she did an impromptu jig and ran off the stage.

7. Janet Jackson

It was the wardrobe malfunction seen ’round the world which paved the way for an endless parade of nipple slips to come. While there is still some disputing whether Janet Jackson intended for Justin Timberlake to expose her pierced areola during their halftime show performance at the Super Bowl in 2004, there is no disputing the professional embarrassment which followed the fiasco known as Nipplegate.

8. John Travolta

The “Pulp Fiction” actor must have a thick skin dealing with rumours of his alleged gay spa escapades and his strict Scientology beliefs which many have suggested led to his teenage son’s death. But even the most intense tabloid speculation about his personal life may not have prepared him for the ultimate embarrassment earlier this month when a member of his team tried unsuccessfully to book the actor a reservation at a KFC in England.

9. Miley Cyrus

One of the problems with fame can be not knowing who to trust, something teen superstar Miley Cyrus knows all too well after her 18th birthday shenanigans were broadcast for the world (including her protective parents) to see. The bong-toting “Hannah Montana” starlet was captured giggling up a storm after smoking the psychedelic herb salvia, before rambling incoherently and obsessing over her on-off boyfriend Liam Hemsworth.

10. Mariah Carey

We’re embarrassed for the world’s most famous diva pretty much every time she opens her mouth but Mariah Carey seems far too busy organizing her walk-in closets to let shame slow her down. Our jaws have dropped over the years with her countless clueless comments, including the doozie she dropped upon hearing King Jordan had passed away. “I love Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.” Then of course there was this other gem: “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

1. LeapFrog Alphabet Pal

Looks friendly, but don’t be fooled! This toy if left unattended chirps up periodically on its own, possibly from the corner of the living room: “Thanks for playing with leap frog!”

2. Sing A Ma Jigs

Just a bunch of little furry fellows that harmonize when you press their bellies at the same time. Sounds harmless but this is not a good idea, trust me. Be careful and don’t get the one that sings successive words of Peter Cottontail each time you press his belly. Seriously. Don’t.

3. Zhu Zhu Pets

If you ask me, even the idea of battery operated hamsters doesn’t sound good. Nor do all of the various accompanying parts which comprise entire cities in which they dwell. These plastic rodents are prone to getting caught underneath your furniture. No good. Did I mention they make shrill noises each time you walk by said furniture thanks to built-in motion sensors? Didn’t think so.

4. Toy Microphones

Ah yes. The toy microphone.See, every kid is trilled with the sound of his or her own voice. And when you amplify that voice, you amplify the delight. Which means if you have more than one child, there’s bound to be fighting. You know, because delightful experiences are highly desirable and all. And while the fighting is enough to drive you crazy, it’s nothing compared to the high-pitched screeches that come out of the speaker, poorly disguised as Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star.

5. Chicken Dance Elmo

Elmo wants to be a chicken, Elmo wants to be a duck. Quack, quack, quack, quack. Well which is it? Does he wanna be a duck or chicken? He’s quacking, so I assume he wants to be a duck, yet he’s also dressed in a chicken costume which would indicate a poultry preference. So why the duck is he quacking?

6. Pirate Bomb Slime

It’s the suggestive quality of the name that makes this gift so devastating in the hands of your enemies’ children.

7. Poppin’ Park Elefun Busy Ball Popper

Plays delightful music; shoots balls around the room (“It’s anyone’s guess which way they’ll roll!”): What’s not to love?

8. Toy-smith Multi Voice Changer

No need for any further explanations. It applies everything as for the microphone, with an exception.This is more fun! Your voice can sound different!

9. Bop It Extreme

Your child will beg, and after giving about $175, you’ll be crying. “Kids love the original Bop It, an electronic toy that challenges response time to pull, twist, and bop different parts of the toy. The extreme version adds two more tasks, more sounds, and a taunting, smart-aleck announcer who directs the game.”

10. Recorders

And speaking of high-pitched screeches, the recorder emits plenty of those. If only they were a couple of octaves higher a la a dog whistle, parents wouldn’t be able to hear such atrocities. But high pitches aren’t the only similarity between recorders and toy microphones. For both are wildly entertaining, but only to the little person who currently possesses it.

Horses love sugar!

What is this? Is This my descendant? I’ll kill myself!

Officer, you will not believe me! All of the sudden, it started raining money and liquor!

This family really loves balloons!

They see me rollin’, they hate me!

Mad scientist, easy to notice from an early age!

Have you ever been so excited for jumping?

Probably a Russian costume for a bride to walk the streets with a flag?

There is something in the wind, everybody started loving the closest person!

Vodka can be tricky. Next morning can’t be explained!

Motivation, Russian football players need some!

This watering would be nice on Thailand, but here is pretty freezing!

The Russian costume. They all act like this in the parks.

Gold, glad that you bound to return!

Prejudice, you will find them too!

Let me introduce you, this is my friend, he’s a little bit shy! Don’t mind he’s naked!

And suddenly…Rain!

Wonder what would Dostoevsky say about this!

Dogs are acting peculiar!

Fallen angel in the subway.

Wait, wait, can I take a photo, before you hit me.

The police brought in this child for misbehavior, and now they are making her eat that, whatever that is and judging by the look of her face is something, in best case, tasteless.

Pardon me, sir! I got to go, I have a singing card to deliver.

Black chicks in Russia are really tall.

Secret service gets their massages using pigeons.

Wonder what these simpatico, but mentally unstable children are doing.

Now everyone knows what a pervert you are.

The thing everyone fears-singing pigeons! God save their souls!

The party ended, but some party hard!

If this has any sense to you, than…nothing! This looks like women have no idea how to dress themselves. Are women incapable of putting clothes on themselves? This is how men see their way of dressing:

Men it seems you like to make fun of women way of dressing. This is pretty funny, but still on women looks good, and you look crazy, not sexy at all.

How many times to you?

Be good and swallow.

Interesting workshop!

Amen!

Where’s Peter?

I have seen that!

Does he?

The left one can come handy, too!

Not to often, if you ask me!

Whatever…

See what some famous people said about beer:

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”
Frank Zappa

“When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.”
–Postpetroleum Guzzler, Dave Barry

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”
Jack Schitt

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
Frank Sinatra

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
Ernest Hemingway

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
Henny Youngman

“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”
Stephen Wright

“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!”
Brian O’Rourke

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
Dave Barry

BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!

Remember “I” before “E”, except in Budweiser.

To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
Dave Howell

BEER Helping White Guys Dance Since 1869
T-shirt in Florida

Beer may have one bad side, and that is a condition known as beer stomach. It is not the prettiest sight, but when you think about how much effort and money you spent in growing one, you learn to love it.

With all those hormones running around lose in your pregnant body there may be some truth in these Do and Don’ts. Who knows what women are capable of doing in that condition. There is always a good excuse for everything you do, I have heard that women is not responding in front of the law for what she does when she is pregnant. So, don’t underestimate the power of the hormones and don’t make your woman mad!