Woman say lots of things, but be careful to listen very carefully because it doesn’t always means what you’ve heard. Here is a little dictionary to what women say and what does it actually means.

When woman says FINE it means everything but fine! If you are arguing, than this is the point when you should realize she is right, and you should shut up!

If you are to go on a date and your woman is not ready to go (she never is) the word you are hearing is: “FIVE MINUTES“, what you should be hearing is half an hour!

If you ask a woman what’s wrong and the answer is NOTHING, wow, you are in big trouble! It’s never, never nothing, it’s always something and do your best and think about what you have done!

When you ask your woman to go out with your friends, and she says; “GO AHEAD“, it’s a trap! Don’t do it! She will be preaching about it for well, the rest of your life! It is more like a dare…

There is one gesture woman like to do. A LOUD SIGH, and when you ask what’s wrong you’ll get: “Oh, NOTHING!”. She is that time, probably disappointed with you. Big mistake to make is to dig deeper, you will maybe get the answer how incomparably you are.

If you make a mistake and you realize it, than go to apologize to her, and you get the answer: “IT’S OK“. Remember, it is never O.K.! She is just thinking of how to punish you!

When she says THANKS, you don’t want to go further, just say: “Welcome”!

WHATEVER is the deadliest one! It means FU!

DON’T WORRY I GOT IT! Don’t get tricked, better do it yourself, because you’ll get in trouble!